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SEMI-Productive." [Nov. 24th, 2004|08:55 am]
[mood | awake]
[music |Finch | Letters to you (accoustic)]

Being a member of Olsen communities cracks me up on a regular basis. Every day I wake up and think to myself, “I wonder what ridiculous kind of bitch fight those guys down at __marykateolsen have gotten themselves into today”. Last night it was a particularly rowdy one. One girl posted a picture of her and her twin (separate photos) and now everyone is accusing her of being the same person;

“how is this allowed? nobody cares what you look like or that you have a twin......at all. would you like if i dedicated an entire post to "omgzzzz i LUUUUUUUUVVVVV mary-kate she's like amazing and everyone like totally thinks i look like her but in actuality i dont even remotely look like her?!?~! omgz!" seriously. go away. if you think you're so gorgeous and have a desire to post pictures of yourself all over the internet, join a rating community. that's what they're there for.” That naturally was posted by some girl who is the whoring subject of her user icon.

Then there are the people who have nothing better to do than to make fun of other people’s spelling; first of all, I had no idea that being part of an Olsen twin community required such excellent spelling. I mean please, I highly doubt they’ve mastered the English language themselves, it’s complicated and everyone makes type-os; even them. I can not express how much I hate this kind of person.

Never mind the fact that I can’t see any reason why you would lie about having a twin.






In other news, today is going to be semi productive. I have to go to Carindale to pay my phone bill and to buy a book. Well I mean, I don’t need to buy a book, but I saw this one at work that sounded okayish. I would have borrowed it out if it didn’t smell like a cigar-smoking dog. That’s the problem with working in a library.

EDIT: Haw. I stuck up for the twin community, and now I think they're stabbing me in the back.
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PRODUCTIVITY" [Nov. 22nd, 2004|08:12 am]
[mood | hungry]
[music |Ayumi Hamasaki | Boys and Girls (Push Remix)]

The Plan is to make this week the most productive week I’ve had in months, possibly years. And while I haven’t really done anything productive as of yet, it is still only ten past eight in the morning, and there is at least many more hours to go. Plans of productivity would be greatly appreciated.
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YOU'RE not sleeping" [Nov. 17th, 2004|04:22 pm]
[mood | weird]
[music |Casino | Throw Me A Line]

Apparently Old Dirty Bastard had a heart attack in a recording studio and consequently died.
Which, in his line of work, is probably a fairly good way to die. As far as dying goes.

EDIT: I have an x-box related injury, like my thumb is retarded from killing things in Fable. And Jimpii is like 40, which is so unattractive; however that hasn’t stopped him from having like four wives at once. I think I’m going to cry when Jimpii gets really old, I’m really quite fond of him. In other news, I have still yet to convince my Mother to buy me the U2 ipod for Christmas, amongst other things, so if you like see my Mum put in a good word for me.
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I'M Boring!" [Nov. 12th, 2004|10:34 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |A | I Love Lake Tahoe]

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Yer First Mate!rxo
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)cinematic_nazi
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Piratejme_is
Ye'll be pursued by Admiraldarkdwarf
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...delipitore
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasuresdownwithpotter
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!98
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 69%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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ODE to Dylan" [Nov. 10th, 2004|03:04 pm]
[mood | excited]
[music |A - Old Folks]

My hairdresser Dylan is HAWT! It's a good thing I wasn't wearing my glasses whilst he was cutting my hair, otherwise I probably would have gawked at him the whole time.

DYLAN - So this is your plan for today? Getting your hair cut?
KAT - Yep
DYLAN - Sleep in?
KAT - Yep
DYLAN - I wish I could do that. So how's the chair, I mean they're never really comfy, but as far as chairs with sinks go, how is it.
KAT - It's...
DYLAN - Because like I could bring in my bed if you like, you can just have a snooze while I wash your hair next time.
KAT - That'd be great. Thanks.

After that he babbled on about how his parents won't let him cut their hair. He is my new favorite Oscar Oscar Hairdresser. Pity my next appointment with him isn't till January. I might bump it forward a bit to early december. He did a really good job. Like above and beyond the call of duty.

Pink Nerds rock my socks, so does Jay and Mou along with Lipton Ice Tea.

OC Tonight!

The horse fund isn't going so good. I think with the current balance I will maybe be able to purchase a set of travel boots and like a hoof or something.

<3!!!!
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FEELS like rainy" [Nov. 9th, 2004|02:04 pm]
[mood | blank]
[music |Phantom Planet | Always On My Mind (London Version)]

Every time I walk outside; it feels like I’m about to be hit by lightning.
I mean I like storms as much as the next person, but I think it’s overdoing the encore.
…and now, back to my Horse Deals magazine.
THIS SONG IS AWESOME!

PS. I think my Mummy is going to buy me new glasses *punches air*

EDIT:
POSSIBLE WAYS I CAN GET OUT OF WORK TONIGHT:
-Park car under large tree, wait for large tree to fall on car
-Park car in flash flooded area
-Throw my Uniform out into the rain
-Eat Uniform
-Break shoes
-Catch a cold standing in the rain/possibly get struck by lightning
-Throw rocks at Policemen
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DUST turns to SEAMONIES!!!" [Nov. 8th, 2004|01:57 pm]
[mood | annoyed]
[music |Pantera | The Underground In America]

I was suppose to be working today from 1-5, only for some reason I was under the impression that I was suppose to be working 3-6. About four minutes ago, I rang work to confirm that I was working three to six, and I was actually told I was suppose to be there “like right now”

I am both shocked and alarmed that no one noticed I wasn’t there until I rang them. I can not help but feel that I could have rocked up at three and no one would have noticed. Then I could have been paid $18 and hour for sitting around watching my neighbors have a domestic. Because they are. Again.
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WORD" [Nov. 7th, 2004|06:44 pm]
[mood | scared]
[music |Death Cab For Cutie | Why You'd Want To Live Here]

News Breaking News: Annika is a RETARD!
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I'VE got no eyes JIMPII!" [Nov. 7th, 2004|11:52 am]
[mood | hungry]
[music |Casino | So Glad]

None of you will ever guess who made a guest appearance in my dream last night...
Yes, U2. Which means quite clearly they are trying to sell me their smexy black and red ipod.
They guy who is always wearing a beanie was in love with Jamie, which is kind of creepy, especially seen as they were trying to take a whole mall full of people hostage; which as Vashti pointed out in my dream "Is just ridiculous, because they are probably all gazillionaires anyway"

I need to stop eating candy before I go to bed.

Jamie and I were up late last night playing Fable; we were an awesome team; I was the rolling and the hacking-killing and she was essentially the more killing and everything else. Jimpii never looked so good. She left around 12:30 though, which is okay, as I was going to kick her out shortly anyway. We had Slurpees! With Freddos in them. Man we're so cool.

I'm hungry.
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[Nov. 2nd, 2004|09:31 pm]
[mood | depressed]
[music |The OC]

Whaaa! I need a hug *cries*
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SO what's purple terracotta youth?" [Nov. 1st, 2004|10:38 pm]
[mood | sore]
[music |Glassjaw | Stuck Pig]

Queer Eye wasn’t on tonight because of NCISCSI, or whatever the hell it is called, was on. They’re always canning Queer Eye to put on other shows, you can’t just do that. We ended up going to Cold Rock and getting Ice Cream instead, but before that we swung by JB HiFi to pick up Annika’s 411VM DVD, the Bam Margera Issue. Was anyone else aware that Jason Lee skateboarded? Meh me neither. So not important though. Yeah, the DVD was okay, I don’t thing I’d really buy any other 411VM DVDs unless I really particularly liked someone that I knew was going to be in that particular edition. Because like I’m so up on the skateboarding thing and all. Psht. Enough of that.

Annika and I have started a joint Fable game so we can be the absolute embodiment of evil. We are Jimpii, and Jimpii is Jamie’s Alter-ego. Unfortunately however, Jamie is completely unaware of Jimpii, who was created in Jamie’s car on Saturday morning, when Annika accused me of referring to Jamie as Jimpii. Exciting isn’t it. Jealous, yes you are.

I really need to buy a stereo. The ibook speakers just aren’t doing anything for me. It’s sort of hard to believe I of all people don’t own a stereo, although when you consider all of my impulse purchases it is perhaps not so hard to believe. I just want a little one. And perhaps something to keep my Cds in, because as many people are aware it is impossible to find any Cds in my house. You know what abbreviation I hate? CD. I demand everyone refer to them as compact Disks from now on. DO IT OR ELSE. If it’s the last thing you should do! Exclamation Mark. I’m going now.
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I Pity Leraje" [Oct. 29th, 2004|10:50 am]
[mood | sore]
[music |Ayumi Hamasaki - Because of you]

I’m thinking of starting my Fable game over again. Leraje has no money, he sucks at fighting (though not as much as Annika’s character who can’t even lift his axe). I keep having to sell his clothes for money, which is stupid because errr, yes. I have no awesome amour for him, although he has managed to defeat a fair few posses of Hobbes or whatever starkers in the woods. I frucking hate those things.

Leraje also has a Mr T hair style; the mohawk with the big side burns. It's awful, and everyone laughs at him *shakes fist* I can't evenafford to get him a hair cut. Why god?! WHY?!?!

I just finished downloading Haggard, the quality is awesome, it sucks that Annika is at work today, otherwise I could watch it *shakes fist*, I watched like a minute and it looks pretty awful plot and acting wise. I mean really it probably only got on DVD because Bam Margera made it. I think I might watch some Initial D instead. Bah. I’m going to get me some food.


IMA GOING TO DREAMWORLD TOMORROW!!!!
EEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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YOU were all right" [Oct. 28th, 2004|09:32 am]
[mood | mellow]
[music |Ayumi Hamasaki - Free and Easy]

I really am as lazy as it all seems...
Meet Leraje, boy hero extraordinaire. Here are some things he likes to do:

-Hit things with sticks
-Hit Girls with Sticks
-Kick Chickens
-Punch Merchants
-Punch his Sister
-Punch Girls
-Punch Servants
-Play with sharp objects
-Attack furniture with a stick

Yes indeed, Annika brought Fable yesterday. It’s a very fun game. It also has Stargate music in it; totally. Today is looking to be a fun packed day of me sitting on the couch playing xbox until I have to leave to go to work.

JAMIE! I need to give you some monerorzs so I can get my LJ account updated.
I have big Red chewing gum, Ice Tea and errr that's it. That's all we have to eat in this house.
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SSO4 Collection" [Oct. 26th, 2004|11:37 pm]
[mood | predatory]
[music |Tru Calling]

WHY?!?! Why would you want to hurt Harrison. Damn it! Go back to 90210 and take your stupid hair with you!!! HE GAVE UP THE ‘STANG!!! HE GAVE UP THE ‘STANG!!!
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I'VE had enough for today" [Oct. 25th, 2004|08:29 am]
[mood | bored]
[music |Alice In Chains | Rooster]

Gah. I'm waiting for the Sin City trailer to download; not because I've ever read the comics or books or even heard of them for that matter, but because it has the most awesome line up of all time; Devon Aoki, Josh Hartnett, Benico Del Toro, Elijah Wood. Just one of those people alone is enough for me to go see a film, seen as there are like four of them, I man have to see it four times. It depends really.

Plus I hear Devon Aoki's character is some kind of rollerblading Ninja or something, and that's just cool, but I can't be sure on account of the fact that I have never read the book/comics. Or whatever. I would imagine there is going to be a lot of angst from teh Frank Miller community over this.

In other news, I'm really bored and it's only like 830 in the morning. I have no idea what I'm going to do today, but I have to start work at one anyway. And somewhere in between I'm going to have to go to the gym.
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LOCK Down the town, biatch" [Oct. 24th, 2004|07:53 pm]
[mood | bored]

Annika just squirted coke like out of her eye or something. GROSS!

Ghost Ship = Dumbest Movie eva
Welcome to the Movie = Dumber Movie Jungle eva
Volcano High = Still to Watch

I want to own my own mining town in like Cuba. Perhaps I could own a Cocaine farm or something. I'd deffinately have Chickens, and a Tuscan style Villa. OMG there are bagpipes in this film!!! And a guy in a kilt!!! I like this film so much better now. Aviator Sunglasses + Kilt = HAWT.
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!!!" [Oct. 23rd, 2004|11:43 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |Snoop Dogg/others | Holidae Inn]

Melted Chocolate and Cheese
Darts
Pool
Sloshed Renee holding a plate of various desert foods
Billy Madison
Drain Pipe of Doom

Annika and I are making Sushi tomorrow! I want to put candy in it so it's all like MARS BAR & RICE (!!!), after that I will probably have to go to the Gym and like glue myself to the rowing machine or something.
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IMDB" [Oct. 22nd, 2004|01:13 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |Chemical Brothers | Leave Home]

You know what I really hate? The IMDB boards. It doesn’t matter what thread you go into, it’s a given that there will be at least one person trying to stir things up in there. Why are people so mean? I love IMDB, it’s my life goal to get my name on there somewhere, Annika knows a kid off there because he was in that pov film Swimming Upstream, according to IMDB he was also in Delta Force 2 with Chuck Norris as a delta soldier, but that just doesn’t make any sense at all.

I’m suppose to be waiting around for some people to deliver some furniture because everyone just assumes that I have nothing better to do with my day. There is nothing on television, and I’m sick of the internet. I should probably give cleaning my room a go, but I mean what’s the point, it’ll only be a mess again by Monday. I miss Vashti, she needs to get home right now.
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WANT to go home" [Oct. 22nd, 2004|10:31 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |Ashlee Simpson | Pieces Of Me]

I am so out of it today, I didn't even realise I was listening to Alice in Chains' Man in the box on repeat.
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GIVE me one" [Oct. 20th, 2004|05:03 pm]
[mood | hungry]
[music |Ladytron | Ladybird]

Annika sent me out to buy Troy today, and I did. I brought it at Big W, and it took me forever to find on account of the fact that some vague Staff-Member was carrying a whole stack of them around. Fortunately I spotted Eric Bana on the front of the case and was all like "GIVE ME ONE *HULK SMASH*" and the guy was all like "Certainly little lady" and I was all like "Thank you Mister"; only I sounded less like a British Street Urchin, and he sounded less like a cowboy.

I need to make Jamie a new mixed CD.

In other news, I really should decide what I'm going to do next year. I'd like to study, but lets all be honest here; it didn't work the first three times around, so it probably won't work this time. Unless I'm in a class thats all like TIMETRAVEL101 or perhaps READINGBOOKSANDWATCHINGTV101. I want to do Science, but it's not really practical, especially seen as I want to do Organic Chemistry. So if I'm not studying, I'll have to be working; I wish they'd just like put me on full time at work, in the long run it'd work out for everyone.

FYI: I'M WEARING A POKEMON SHIRT!! POKEMONPOKEMON! POKE AMON!
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